Campbell Newman’s asset plan is brilliant:
- Firstly, he sells OUR assets.
- Then he puts this money in HIS Great Big Pork Barrel.
- Then he uses the money from HIS Great Big Pork Barrel to buy OUR votes.
- Smartest of all he then takes back any of OUR money he promised to us if OUR electorate doesn’t elect an LNP member. (You wouldn’t want to waste valuable Pork Barrel money on the thankless would you?)
The man is truly brilliant! (Or something.)